The Dictatorship of Reformed Bilvong Eash is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Great Peerless *** with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 3.665 billion Bilvong Eashins are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balkandzig. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bilvong Eashin economy, worth 694 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 189,582 Reichsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reformed Bilvong Eash's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reformed Bilvong Eash is ranked 167,608^th in the world and 838^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 175.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.